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Tory Bingo Calls
« on: March 20, 2014, 08:20:28 AM »
Following the Tory Bingo ad, people have been posting comedy bingo calls on twitter. Here's a list of some of the best ones I've seen, add yours below.

Unlike ordinary bingo when you win you have to shout "Mansion!"

MPs priority, number 1

Number 2, food bank queue.

A donation? for me? Number 3!

Number 4, demonise the poor

Number 7, Thatcher's not in heaven

Number 8, country estate

Tow Murdoch's line, Number 9

The house always wins, Number 10

Number 13, Bankers Dream

Clegg's eleven

21, arms dealing son.

Leaving the EU....22

Work for free, 23

Tax offshore, 24

Sell public services to my mate - 28

All the sevens.... reversing Bevan

Closing your A&E...33

My blood is blue...42

Healthcare for the few, 32

Take from the poor, 34

Give to the rich, 36

38, No welfare state

3 and 9...Grant Shapps resign

Two fat Pickles...88

Bankers get off scot-free! Seventy-three!
« Last Edit: March 20, 2014, 08:25:05 PM by Robin S »